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freekahzoid:

broken-gaydar:

starrygraveyard:

andr3wdost:

nathanieljosephruess:

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lockedinabirdcage:

GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD

PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS

AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.

BRAINS OVER BRAWN.

MIND OVER MATTER.

PAPER OVER ROCK.

You clever little shit.

then what the fuck does scissors mean

lesbians

what

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LMFAO

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dealanexmachina:

miketysonismahomegurl:

has anyone posted this yet because this is pure gold

Thank you, Matilda.

"A tongue has no bones but it can break a heart."

- Ed Sheeran (via faireyre)

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Marvel Studios Panel — San Diego Comic Con 2014

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shslequius:

"homework" *tired zombie noises*

"studying" *sad zombie noises*

"responsibilities" *disgusted zombie noises*

"internet" *happy zombie noises*

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earthdad:

when someone really cute calls you cute first

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krisbuscus:

bandsdidyoumeanlife:

bandsdidyoumeanlife:

If an intruder ever comes to fucking murder you. You throw your mother fucking head back pull your arms in weird shapes and whip your head forward again and say the anti crist has awoken whilst smiling the biggest smile you have ever made. no smart person would ever fuck around with you if you did that.

STOP REBLOGGING THIS PLEASE ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION

I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFFFEEE

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"

The Israeli news site Mako posted a story featuring the various ways in which pets have been reacting to the sirens, with some experiencing difficulty sleeping, others whimpering and reports of some running away.

Veterinarian Dr. Lili Raviv told Mako that she has received calls about dogs who are shaking nonstop and others who won’t stop following their owners around the house.

“They experience it [stress] at higher levels than us, because of their sharp senses. They sometimes hear the sirens before us. Many times dog owners say the dog ran to the shelter before they [the owner] heard the siren,” Raviv said.

Israel’s Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals extended an invitation to residents of southern Israel to house their pets at their shelter in Tel Aviv, which has been impacted less by rocket attacks.

"

- over 1,000 civilians have been killed in Gaza (via sexhaver)

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pretty little liars: a summary [insp]

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